A couple is on their honeymoon and the new bride tells her husband to
be gentle because she is a virgin. Shocked, the groom says, “but you’ve
been married three times before.”
“Yeah,” she says, “but my first husband was a psychologist and only wanted
to talk about it, my second husband was a gynecologist and only wanted to
look at it, and my third husband was a stamp collector and only wanted to…
God, I miss him.”
After a moment of silence, she then turns to her newest husband and says,
“And since you’re an attorney I know I’m going to get fucked.”
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madamka 10:11 06.02.2010
LesNick Saul, а ты что коллекционируешь (знаю, что не адвокат)
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