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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (yep, there's a moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!" [Ответ]

Bambarbia Thanks, very funny, but it's a topic just for chatting but not for stories...))) [Ответ]

Hello? I am from Russia. I have mother & father. My country is very big. [Ответ]

Маркетолог hi! I'm Lana. Would you like to go for a walk? :naughty: [Ответ]

I dont know. I am speak english very bad. [Ответ]

Авантюристка Lana, not at all. Why isn't this topic for short-stories? Whereare your words: "Othor, rait mo"? [Ответ]

Bambarbia ok)) [Ответ]

Маркетолог "To walk" and "to talk" are different things...))))) [Ответ]

There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.
It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.

A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.
They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the crew.
They searched the area and met with a tribe of cannibals.

They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.
The Chief nods and simply says, "Yes...seen plane crash".
When asked where the crew was, the Cheif replyed, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi!"

The Rescue crew was shocked. Another man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"
The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi!"

Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"
The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Peps!"

Finally, another rescuer had to ask, "Did you..you know...eat their...things?"
The cheif says, "NO, you idiot!"... even cannibals know that...
"THINGS go better with Coke!" [Ответ]

Авантюристка I am understand it. Maybe, maybe... [Ответ]

Who's Stupid?

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George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, "I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me."

Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

Now Cheney, to patronize George W, took him outside and hailed a taxi driver.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said Cheney.

The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."

"No kidding," replied George W. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead." [Ответ]

I thought it's for chatting - I hate reading long stories! pleeeez stop flooding this branch with stuff from spum! [Ответ]

hi, i haven't read previous 19 paragraphs, but i wanna join your 'army'. What are you talking about? [Ответ]

Welcome, sis.
We're just laughing at some anecdotes, you know.
Come, take a seat. [Ответ]

thanks
what a nice sofa, so cosy. Where have you bought it? (or Where did you buy it? - can't choose correct variant) [Ответ]

is anybody here? [Ответ]

yea. wassup? Got a bear? [Ответ]

Сообщение от olaf77:
yea. wassup? Got a bear?

hi! i'll be happy if you' ll translate last sentence [Ответ]

btw, english speaking people don't understand the word anecdote!!! they expect it to be a long story with a funny ending. [Ответ]

Сообщение от raven22:
btw, english speaking people don't understand the word anecdote!!! they expect it to be a long story with a funny ending.

it's pitty that you thinks so [Ответ]

Сообщение от olaf77:
it's pitty that you thinks so

i know it from my own experience :kar: [Ответ]

какой sh..t вы тут пишите, товарищи! Просто f..cking бред какой-то! [Ответ]

heeee............... what's the point in all that topic? a ? [Ответ]

have you ever been in London? [Ответ]

do u ask me? [Ответ]

this question is for everybody [Ответ]

Hi! I have a question. May be anybody will take care on me. I think, that talking in english must help me. I am studying at the part of international relations and want to speak in english very well, but I haven't got a chance to speak in english, because I don't know a person, who can talk with me. May be anybody want to help me in my beginning, who know. Please, help me! My icq in my profile. I believe (forgot how it write) in you. [Ответ]